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Just a day after his NFL record 297 consecutive start streak came to an end, Brett Favre was involved in a fatal car accident while on his way to the Verizon store, authorities say. Allegedly, Favre was not paying attention … Continue reading →

I don’t want to sound like a Grinch or anything, but are you kids serious with this whole Santa thing? All you little people actually believe in this guy? Imbeciles! What do you think those shaped block games are for? The round … Continue reading →

So there’s a new website in the JMac Times network, which is pretty incredible considering I don’t really have a network. Can two websites be considered a network? I don’t know, whatever. Anyway, I’m proud to introduce GladHesNotMyDad.com! It’s a site … Continue reading →

Infamous Wikileaks founder Julian Assange, who was being held in a London prison on sex offense charges, was found dead in his cell this morning after reportedly being assaulted by a fellow inmate who claims Assange leaked documents about him … Continue reading →

If you’re under the age of 30, chances are you haven’t forgotten what it’s like yet. Some of you may have, and I assume that’s due to a stressful job or a crippling relationship, or maybe you just never knew … Continue reading →

Facing another eight days of Hanukkah celebration was apparently too much for the now infamous actor this year, as he was found in his hot tub early this morning, dead from several self-inflicted gunshot wounds to the dick. Gibson, who … Continue reading →

Short answer: yes. Hey, here’s an idea. The day after Thanksgiving lets start playing Christmas music on our radio station 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Forget the fact that we’re a classic rock station. From Thanksgiving until … Continue reading →

Only 15 hours after the world finished celebrating World AIDS day, Earvin “Magic” Johnson, legendary basketball player and ESPN analyst, has died of AIDS. Strangely, the HIV virus, which was untraceable in Johnson’s system up until yesterday, woke up when … Continue reading →

Cryptomnesia occurs when you believe that an idea is genuine and new, but in reality it’s an old memory that you just don’t realize as such. A person will falsely recall generating an idea when really they’ve seen, heard or … Continue reading →

Just days before he was due to check into a Pennsylvania prison on charges of tax evasion, Wesley Snipes was found dead by Kris Kristofferson in the underground, vampire hunting lair that the two men shared. At approximately 9:38 am … Continue reading →