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The fact is that Abercrombie and Fitch makes shorts that fit me better than any other brand of shorts I’ve ever tried on. I don’t know why, I don’t know how, they just do. Maybe it’s because I haven’t gained … Continue reading →

I really didn’t want to write about Charlie Sheen. The whole thing was old before it was new and yet people still cling to every development in the story like the outcome will in some way directly affect their lives. … Continue reading →

Sometimes social media and text messages make me think that people arent really good at grammar n e more. I mean by no means am I a grammar Nazi or n e thing, but it just seems like people should … Continue reading →

Man, is there anything more exciting than having a birthday? The answer is yes. With an exclamation point and maybe a few extra s’s to hammer the point home. Birthdays are not an accomplishment. You didn’t achieve your birth. In … Continue reading →

I haven’t posted here in like three weeks, and here are two possible reasons why: 1. While in a back alley waiting on a prostitute I procured from Craigslist, I dropped the cigarette lighter on my lap as I was lifting it … Continue reading →

There are 3 certainties in life: death, taxes, and that any joke a college professor tells is less funny than George Lopez and Tyler Perry combined with a documentary on Auschwitz. In case your mental math is shaky, that’s about as … Continue reading →

Mike Vick – “Laugh even harder at the white man for basically forgetting what I did and believing me when I say that I’m a changed person.” Rex Ryan – “Since we barely made the playoffs and celebrated that playoff … Continue reading →

I’m going snowboarding for a couple of days, so here’s a joke: One day this mom is baking cookies in the kitchen. She has 3 sons, and when she goes to answer the phone in the other room, the 3 … Continue reading →

Looking for a last minute Christmas gift that’s affordable, unique, and utterly awesome? Well look no further, because I have 3 of the greatest, last minute gifts on the planet. Give that special person one of these gifts and you … Continue reading →

-Wear a Bluetooth headset -Wear extremely loud boots -Celebrate your birthday more than once a year -Take more than 10 seconds placing your order when the waitress asks you what you’ll be having -Drink Grey Goose at a college keg … Continue reading →