My name is Justin MacGregor, I’m 23 years old and I currently live in New York City.
While thinking about writing this bio a couple thoughts came into my head. First, I thought about writing a traditional bio which would include my interests, my hobbies, any interesting experiences I’ve had in my life, etc. But these types of bios are rather trite, and my goal with writing has always been to think outside the box.
So what I’m going to do is write my bio as if it were an interview. I had a little trouble coming up with questions for the interview, so I’m going to use questions from a 1984 interview with one of the most interesting people I can think of, Geoffrey Bowers, subject of the 1993 smash hit movie Philadelphia.
What was the first thought that came into your head when you found out you had AIDS?
Well first off, I don’t have AIDS. I actually get tested pretty regularly just as a piece of mind thing.
How did your family react to the news that you had contracted AIDS?
Again, I don’t have AIDS.
How do you deal with your AIDS in day to day life?
To hammer the point home, I’m 100% AIDS free.
So there you go. I think this bio pretty much sums up what I’m about: All of the AIDS jokes with none of the actual AIDS.
If you want to know anything else about me, feel free to shoot me an email and I’ll delete it as soon as I can.
