A Chinese toddler aged three has become mysteriously addicted to smoking and drinking after a car accident. Little Ya Wen lives in a shelter with her parents who collect and sell rubbish for money. Her mother Gao explained the little girl was knocked down by a speeding van last year. She was rushed to hospital where doctors managed to stabilise her. She woke up a week later and recovered fully after a couple of months – but her mum soon found her secretly smoking cigarettes. And she was soon stealing packs off her father’s cigarettes – as well as putting them on their local shop tab. Gao said her daughter has now been addicted to smoking for a year and has also taken a liking to drink and changed her preference in clothes. “She only likes boy’s clothes. If we don’t buy them for her, she cries in protest. “She also likes drinking. Three glasses of beer is no problem to her.” (The Sun)
Did I read that right? Did I get that correctly? This girl’s parents collect and sell rubbish for a living?
This little Jane Camel isn’t smoking because of the car accident, the bitch is just adapting to the lifestyle. She’s fucking homeless, her parents live in a shelter and sell trash for a living. Of course she’s gonna smoke and drink. What do you think, she’s gonna read, write and do math to pass the time?
And I love how they just say “shelter.” That could be anything. It could be a lean-to or a cardboard box or a sleeping bag under a bridge. They’re just so nonchalant about it.
Oh yeah, no big deal, this 3 year old just lives in an empty 12 pack and got smashed by a van and her parents sell bags of trash at retail. But can you believe she smokes cigarettes!?
Uh, yeah I can. In fact, I think we should be applauding this little spare rib. If anything, she’s an unbelievably fast learner. Most homeless bitches don’t start hitting the hooks until they’re at least 9 or 10. This girl is light years ahead of the competition.
Look for her to do big things in the waste selling/shelter occupying business. The term “prodigy” is reserved for very special people. I think this girl is one of them.
