Monthly Archives: June 2010

Most marketing is just exaggeration, no? Having just finished my first marketing gig, I kinda feel like all I got paid to do was make things sound better than they actually were. On the phone with a client – exaggerate … Continue reading →

…HEAD(S)! A Southwest Airlines employee called police after finding 40 to 60 human heads in a package set to be transported to a Fort Worth medical research company, the airline said. “It wasn’t labeled or packaged properly,” said Ashley Rogers, … Continue reading →

I tend to get worked up when I come across stories about absurd political correctness. Like a blind person in an Alabama Walmart, I just can’t see how people can be so fucking stupid. The fact that censorship will somehow … Continue reading →

“Reserving judgments is a matter of infinite hope.” F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote that in The Great Gatsby. That’s a book. I like the quote because, to me at least, it hints at the cynicism of people by reminding them of … Continue reading →

Every day when I look at the search engine terms that people use to find my site, without fail there’s at least one child pornography reference (most of the time there’s a few.) And not like “child porn jokes” or … Continue reading →

Yesterday, while I was strolling around the Upper West Side on my way home from work, I was approached by these two kids who asked if I was 21. I said I was indeed 21, and they inquired about the … Continue reading →

A Chinese toddler aged three has become mysteriously addicted to smoking and drinking after a car accident. Little Ya Wen lives in a shelter with her parents who collect and sell rubbish for money. Her mother Gao explained the little … Continue reading →

After hours of emotional public comment, a New York City community board voted overwhelmingly to support a plan to build a mosque and cultural center near Ground Zero. (USA Today) Hmmm, this is a tough one. Let’s compare this story … Continue reading →

Hipsters kill me. I just don’t understand why someone would do everything in their power to look like a complete fuck face. I was out in LES this weekend, we were bar hopping all over the place and we tried … Continue reading →

Girls have tried to beat me up a couple times. One time because, upon meeting one, I shook her hand and remarked, “Drop 10 pounds and you’ve got a shot.” Her friend came over and started throwing punches at me, … Continue reading →